We Got A Sneak Peek At Odell Beckham Jr's Workout For Teams On Friday And He Looks GOOOOOOOD
Fuck it, I've seen enough! Someone start working on the "I'm Coming Home" video because we need to bring Odell Beckham back to Big Blue because of a 10 second video of him catching a ball shirtless that was shot by Prince Amukamara.
I know that sentence is completely absurd, but so was the Giants receiving corps for most of last season considering Marcus Johnson started 7 games for the G-Men, David Sills started 5, and Sterling Shepard ended 7th on the team in receiving yards despite tearing his ACL in WEEK 3! I've also done enough research about the upcoming draft class (which means listen to other people talk about the upcoming draft class) to know it may be tough for the Giants to get a receiver that can dominate from Day 1 like some of the recent freak rookie receivers in the NFL.
So because of all that, I am just going to convince myself that this video of Odell showing some old burst, swagger with his hair, and his patented hands is all Joe Schoen needs to add him to the Giants next year to help the QB he just gave a shit ton of money to. Surely nothing can go wrong by scouting using simply a 10 second snippet!
Besides, when has Prince Amukamara ever let down the Giants? There has been just enough time for me to forget all the nonsense Odell (with an assist from the New York media) put us fans through. As long as he isn't giving an interview torching my little lamb Daniel alongside Lil Wayne, or whoever is Lil Wayne in 2023, we should be fine. Because if Isaiah Hodgins could look like Jerry Rice compared to the rest of the Giants receivers room, what could Odell Beckham Jr. look like now that he's healthy with more than a year to recover from that torn ACL.
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I also reserve the right for Future Clem to call Past Clem a fucking idiot for even putting this into the world. But unless I get some better WR1 options than whatever is on the Giants roster, in free agency, eligible for the draft, and already mentioned in trade rumors, I'm going to dream of an Odell Beckham reunion with the Giants because of a 10 second video shot by Prince Amukamara.
UPDATE: I will officially allow Odell three (3) nonsenses after seeing this clip as long as none of them involve throwing my sweet Daniel or Coach Daboll underneath a bus or any sort of four wheeled vehicles.